CHERRIFIED

You're a Velvety-Mopey-Goth!
You're wardrobe isn't condusive to heat, water, or the natural range of human movement. People may think you're cheesy, but you know it's just because their infantile minds can't fully comprehend the insurmountable anguish of your existence.
я ничуть неизменился за все эти годы...

what about dark cyber punk?
dark'n'mopey goth-o-punk
others say i'm "evil" and "crazy"
You're a Rivethead! You probably get pissed off when people call you goth, but realise that most of the world doesn't even make the distinction between the two very similar cultures. You revel in the decadence of the computer age and like to pretend that you could actually survive in a post-apocalyptic world.
and they say I'm nutz
Happy Birthday! you and your diary!